I seem to be having audio problems when viewing flashes now, by that I mean having no audio at all... I think it's got something to do with those Cillit Wang adverts.

In fact, I'm sure of it.

We should all pool together our measly wealth to hire an assassin to kill the face of Cillit Bang. That won't stop the adverts, but hey, I'm past that now. I've moved on, bigger and brighter things. Murder.