No drinking horns allowed into the arena area.. No circle pits.. No drinking cartons over a certain size allowed into the arena area.. No walls of death.

Really? What next; no metal? Get a fucking grip.

I'm just grumpy because I slept whilst Anvil were playing... Fucking late arse playing time.

Oh, and I lost my drinking horn.

Oh, and I couldn't successfully toss an axe and get its blade to stick into the wooden target.. I could only hit the target with the handle.. Which still sounded satisfying.

Oh and I nearly pissed myself because the 'Viking Blood' on sale at the Wackinger Market went through my system in about five seconds, and I had to que for a good minute or so in a queue for toilets which you have to pay fifty cents for. I ended up pissing on the fencing surrounding the toilets because I was about to fucking burst. I should have just pissed there from the start! Not waste fifty cents and a minute of my life! I thought I'd try and be a civilized Englishman on holiday, but no, I just ended up pissing on a fence.

Luckily doing so is the norm in Wacken, though I still feel I've further tarnished the reputation of Brits abroad, if that's possible.

I love you all for reading this or skipping to this part. Thank you.