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Karo-Korp
I reckon Ken is the best street fighter character because he is so versatile. Opponent keeps guarding? Just use his throw. That's just one of his many moves that can help you win titles.

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Wacken Open Air

Posted by Karo-Korp - August 13th, 2010


No drinking horns allowed into the arena area.. No circle pits.. No drinking cartons over a certain size allowed into the arena area.. No walls of death.

Really? What next; no metal? Get a fucking grip.

I'm just grumpy because I slept whilst Anvil were playing... Fucking late arse playing time.

Oh, and I lost my drinking horn.

Oh, and I couldn't successfully toss an axe and get its blade to stick into the wooden target.. I could only hit the target with the handle.. Which still sounded satisfying.

Oh and I nearly pissed myself because the 'Viking Blood' on sale at the Wackinger Market went through my system in about five seconds, and I had to que for a good minute or so in a queue for toilets which you have to pay fifty cents for. I ended up pissing on the fencing surrounding the toilets because I was about to fucking burst. I should have just pissed there from the start! Not waste fifty cents and a minute of my life! I thought I'd try and be a civilized Englishman on holiday, but no, I just ended up pissing on a fence.

Luckily doing so is the norm in Wacken, though I still feel I've further tarnished the reputation of Brits abroad, if that's possible.

I love you all for reading this or skipping to this part. Thank you.

Wacken Open Air


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Waz too lazy to finish readin this, cuz I'm lazy :P

That's okay, call me on +447********* and I'll read it to you while you sleep. I've been told this is a great way to take in information.

I don't remember who told me this but I trust in my judgement to listen to complete strangers.

I await your call.

u removed my anamation. u dnt understand. i was trying to turn the SWF into a AVI, and the only way to keep Vcam working was 2 upload i somewhere, and capture it with a screen recorder. i had no idea that this site was only for good animations. (I have just started Flash) SRY!

I what? Where? With what? AND HOW?

I see, so I snuck into the portal and single handedly blammed your submission?

Well I'm sorry, it was obviously too smart for my little brain.

I honestly do not remember doing anything of the sort Sir, so please do not accuse me or I shall sue you for slander!