Karo-Korp's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Red Dwarf Intro]

Ermmm

Not too bad, just a bit odd thats all...

Anyhoo, I'm a fan of RD so I'm eager to see this flash...

As for Kurita, the review before me, you're a fucktard, everyone steals shit from NG mostly, and artists submit their work to other sites, so it's not stolen, fucking moron, even if you meant that people steal IDEAS then who cares? There wouldn't be anything without others ideas before us! Can you personally think of anything new?

Beep beep

UncleStevie responds:

Thank you Goku, that's EXACTLY how not just newgrounds works, but THE ECONOMY. Have I just stole everything from College University and called it University College? No. It's a complete and new idea. There is only ONE other Red Dwarf toon on this board, and it's.. erm.. well.. not very good, so it shouldn't really count.

[Cartoon about a tent]

Heh, twas good for a giggle...

Not bad, it made me laugh, great little gag you have there.

I absolutely love that scream so hence the high score on sound...

Ho hum, I was camping the other day and I tell you, sleeping bags are the most uncomfortable thing, best use it as the layer you sleep on and use blankets or the inflatable beds...

Keep up the funny work!

[The Real Mortal Kombat: 2]

Fucking high hell that was fucking shite

My fucking nogginfogger, that was so fucking boring and dull, jebus that was AWFUL, graphics wise it was awful and simple, sound was annoying as fuck and the fucking humor was non existent...

Jeeeeeez this was the worst submission I've seen in quite some time, the amount of effort you put into this really does show on the finished product...

Ouch man, try better next time... Or just not at all...

[Clock Tech Support]

Woaaaaaaaah

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit, that was so shit! Everything abou that was fucking awful! Sound? Well, that is so fucking cliches it's insane! Jeez, the only semi-decent thing this game had was the mouths... Now that IS a good idea... Anyway, try better next time...

Dusk responds:

well sorry that you didn't like it :D

[Fallen Angel: Teaser]

Slooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Damn that intro was so fucking slow... Like the cinema! You can take that two ways, as a compliment which it really is, since it made me feel like it was an intro to an actual real life movie it was that detailed and suspense like, OR, you could think I'm calling it boring and review with a nice string of insults incuding the fact that I haven't submitted my own flash, or that I love DBZ... I suggest you take it as a compliment...

As soon as the REAL animation started, I was hooked, totally. That is my style completely... I mean the whole... World is dead and war is life, hellish planet and all that, it really did hit the right buttons.

It has to be the most well animated thing on NG so that gets a 10... Uber rare for me, but this work was uber rare too... I loved it, animation was fab, so smooth and dare I say... Professional... I put 1 for humor because... -cough-... The bouncing breast... Hey hey! Dont throw stuff at me! I'm a damn pervert alright? Well... Anyway, it was really pleasant to look at, no no, the animation. Everything went so well, the explosion, the tipping of the car, EVERYTHING. I thoroughly enjoyed looking at it. I might check out the site but I'm a lazy bastard so who knows? Well you will notice me there if I do put in the effort... I will be posting stuff like... "D-cup? I'm sure of it... Woah, intestines! AWESOME!" and so on and so forth. Hmm, this is definately going on my favourites... Although, I was a wee bit miffed that she didn't speak, but I'm sure I'll come to like that... If she is mute then... Ho hum, it's all good, adds to the story!

I never checked this out before and I wonder why? Only now have I...

Shit I feel like I lost out, you might not read my perverted review! Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

Oh well, back to reviewing...

This certainly has raised the bar of quality on NG, although alot of shit is seeping through to frontpage that doesn't deserve it... It almosts degrades this that those shit subs were on the same page...

-Sigh-

Well I know now that I will have to work harder on my project if I am to beat this in score...

Too shay!

RobsH66 responds:

Thanks for the review. :) By the way, I definitely try to read all the new reviews for this movie from time to time. I don't really reply to as many as I used to, but I really appreciate all the compliments and criticism I've received. So thanks again...

[Premier Attack]

Pain

Now that just fell flat on its face...

Although it did have a joke or two that was mildy funny...

Well that's pretty much it... It was a stick figure movie so obviously graphics wise it was lame, and the voices... Well most of them I couldn't hear and the other half were alright... Also the subtitles didn't actually show what people were saying, they had something different on...

Bit weird, no?

Anyhoo, don't expect a high vote for this one...

Try better next time...

Spiky-Mike responds:

Hey as I said in the commentary its my first flash movie and I don't know what you are expecting from me for my first attempt at it but your entitled to your opinion!

[Fatal French Fry]

Heh...

That wasn't amazingly bad... And it wasn't amazingly good.. It was mediocre... It was a treat for the eyes though, real nice graphics, but the sound was HORRIBLE! Really bad... Bit stupid when you look back on it and realise you spent abouot a minute watching it and you've come away with nothing but a more fucked up mind than before...

Ho hum...